How to Repair CD With a Microwave

I came across this Youtube video on How to Repair CDs with a Microwave when I was doing some search on microwave.

Initially I was thinking is this Real or Not? Well, you'll get your answer if you read the Text Comments at the original link.

Enjoy yourself with this :D

Mas Selamat arrested in Malaysia

Today I read this news that Mas Selamat arrested in Malaysia in Channel News Asia and I had actually known it all along.

And I am going to smile gleefully to my hubby and tell him when I see him later

"See, I have always told you that Mas Selamat have been in Malaysia all this while!"

and take this opportunity to add in

"... and you gotta believe me whatever I tell u in future" ;)


And you wonder how come I have known it since the beginning?

It is a no brainer.

Malaysia Customs at Johor Bahru (JB) had always known that Mas Selamat had escaped to Malaysia and the authority had tried to inform Singaporeans but nobody took any action on it.

And you wanna know how I know?

This is because I always notice the banner "SELAMAT DATANG KE MALAYSIA" right after crossing the Causeway !!

(SELAMAT DATANG KE MALAYSIA = Selamat has Come to Malaysia)



PS. Most people thought that it is just a "Welcome to Malaysia" banner, but Malaysia government had to be very discreet in informing us so that this will not alarm Mr Mas Selamat.

Ain't I a clever detective in the making ? ;P

Wedding Bloopers!

Oopss! Dun let these kind of wedding bloopers spoil your Big Day!

(Luckily my Wedding Day went smoothly *wink*)

Thoughts of The Day

The following phrases are my thoughts of the day for you to ponder on :

Footnote : Especially when I am your God

Footnote : Instead, they make you too angry to remember to cry

Footnote : So does that means everyone on this earth love me?

Hope the phrases above brings you to the deeper meaning in life and the footnotes gives you a good day's laugh ;)

Do Not Let This Happen To You !

Learn from the videos below and do not follow their footsteps !

The Curious Case of Benjamin Button vs Forrest Gump

Mmm... I see lots of cats around recently. COPYCATS, to be exact.

Looks like nowadays it is a trend for shows "copying" other previous great hits. Don't know what I am talking about?

First it is The Little Nyonya (Singapore TV drama) ripping off Dae Jang Geum (Korean TV Drama).

Now comes The Curious Case of Benjamin Button imitating Forrest Gump.

Don't believe me? See here

The Curious Case of Forrest Gump | Viral | SPIKE.com

How to know if you have found The Right One

Have you been wondering how would you know if you have found The Right One ?
(Is that babe/dude the Ultimate One for you to spend the rest of your life?)




Here's five very good tips for you to know when you found one :


1. When you need to be urgently sent to Hospital A&E (Accident & Emergency) or ER (Emergency Room)
Symptom : Bleeding heart due to Cupid's arrow shooting through.


2. When you keep falling down during walking
Reason : He/She keeps sweeping you off your feet.


3. If you feel you need to seek Psychiatric treatment
Suspected Diagnosis : Acute Hallucination Syndrome as he/she keeps popping up in your mind.


4. When you are diagnosed as having Cardiac Arrhythmia
Reason : Your heart beat rate is too fast everytime you see him/her.


5. When you start to understand Ohm's Law
(To my ex-science teacher : "Ain't I a good student? I still remember what you had taught me in your science class decades ago !" )
Reason : You will start to understand and appreciate Ohm's Law when there had been too much visual electrical current exchange between him/her and you.

Chants of Nagging Moms

Here to all the Moms!

Ever wonder what are the common stuffs that all the mums in the world like to nag to their children?

Watch and find out ;)



Source from Northlandchurch.net ?

Disclaimer : As I received this from a forwarded email, I do not know who is the originator of this video file. I am sharing this as I find it too funny to be missed by my friends here. If you happened to be the originator and having concern about this, please kindly drop me an email or a comment. Thanks !

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Ten Commandments in Marriage

TEN COMMANDMENTS IN MARRIAGE
(from an email that I had received before)


Commandment 1
Marriages are made in heaven.
But so again, are thunder and lightning.


Commandment 2
If you want your wife to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say,
talk in your sleep.


Commandment 3
Marriage is grand
- and divorce is at least 100 grand -
huge money man!!


Commandment 4
Married life is very frustrating.
In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.
In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.
In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.


Commandment 5
When a man opens the door of his car for his wife,
you can be sure of one thing:
Either the car is new or the wife is.


Commandment 6
Marriage is when a man and woman become as one.
The trouble starts when they try to decide which one.


Commandment 7
Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you say.
After marriage, he will fall asleep before you finish talking.


Commandment 8
Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical, and a good cook.
But the law allows only one wife.


Commandment 9
Marriage and love are purely a matter of chemistry.
That is why some wives treats the husband like toxic waste or vice versa.


Commandment 10
A man is incomplete until he is married.
After that, he is finished.