How to know if you have found The Right One

Have you been wondering how would you know if you have found The Right One ?
(Is that babe/dude the Ultimate One for you to spend the rest of your life?)




Here's five very good tips for you to know when you found one :


1. When you need to be urgently sent to Hospital A&E (Accident & Emergency) or ER (Emergency Room)
Symptom : Bleeding heart due to Cupid's arrow shooting through.


2. When you keep falling down during walking
Reason : He/She keeps sweeping you off your feet.


3. If you feel you need to seek Psychiatric treatment
Suspected Diagnosis : Acute Hallucination Syndrome as he/she keeps popping up in your mind.


4. When you are diagnosed as having Cardiac Arrhythmia
Reason : Your heart beat rate is too fast everytime you see him/her.


5. When you start to understand Ohm's Law
(To my ex-science teacher : "Ain't I a good student? I still remember what you had taught me in your science class decades ago !" )
Reason : You will start to understand and appreciate Ohm's Law when there had been too much visual electrical current exchange between him/her and you.